Employment Spam from CareerBuilder

“After reviewing your resume, we'd like to invite you to apply for our sales management training program at [insert Insurance Agency here] Company.”

Here is what I'd like to reply (but hubby thinks I shouldn't actually send it):


Dear Buster,

So, did you actually Read my resume? Personally? You mean you took the time to look at it yourself? Or did you just spam me? If you took the time to review my resume, you would see that sales is not my strong point by a very long shot. I can’t sell ice to a man dying of thirst.

Have a pleasant day.